My grandma said Benedict Cumberbatch is a funny looking bloke so I just stared at her for about a minute and finally said “Don’t insult my boyfriend.” I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY I’M A STRAIGHT GUY WHAT AM I DOING
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
I accept and fully support this headcanon
Yes, please, thank you.